EARTHLINGS! MY DEBUT BOOK HAS LANDED ON EARTH!
241 pages on how to Make Earth Great Again. And human celebrities love it!
‘Always surprising. Always funny.’ (Armando Iannucci)
‘Count Binface is out of this world.’ (Emily Maitlis)
‘A galactically intimidating and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin’ (Rory Stewart)
‘I actually think Binface has some brilliant ideas.’ (Jeremy Vine)
‘Deserves quotes.’ (Andy Hamilton)
HELP ME WIN MY GREATEST BATTLE YET: KNOCKING RICHARD OSMAN OFF THE TOP OF THE BOOK CHARTS
I am over the moon, and indeed the rest of your solar system, to have published my first book on your planet. I've done things you wouldn't believe: I've set attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion; I've made C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate; I've navigated my way through the Maidenhead one-way system. Now, having come to Earth and taken on the trio of Mrs May, Mr Johnson and Mr Khan in fierce electoral combat, I am excited to be taking on my mightiest challenge yet – knocking the indomitable Richard Osman off the top of the book charts with his delightful cosy crime fests. My Recyclon advisers are telling me it cannot be done, but you don't become a successful intergalactic space warrior without aiming high. If I can achieve that, becoming Prime Minister should be a doddle. Bring it on.
