LISTEN TO MY BBC RADIO 4 HALF-HOUR SPECIAL!

It’s the political show to end all political shows, until my next one. Featuring exclusive chats with former MPs Heidi Allen and Martin Bell, roving reports from my loyal lieutenant General Waste, and some excellent factoids about Earth from my computer, who has perfectly synthesised the voice of legendary sports commentator Barry Davies, to lend a credibility, style and all-round excellence that you just don’t get with Wikipedia. Enjoy!

A SHOUT OUT FROM LAURA ON BBC ONE

HOW TO DEAL WITH POLITICAL INTERVIEWS

HOW I DEAL WITH HUMANS (on The Bunker podcast)

LIFTING THE LID ON MY PRIVATE LIFE (on The Bunker podcast)

TRASH-TALKING MY RIVALS ON ITV NEWS

(B)IN-DEPTH INTERVIEW WITH POLITICSJOE

INVADING MORDOR (aka TIMES RADIO)

ATTACKING LIZ TRUSS AND RISHI SUNAK ON TIMES RADIO

TALKING MOTIVES AND MANIFESTOS ON ITV NEWS

TALKING WINNING AND CROSSRAIL ON ITV NEWS

TAKING ON OWEN JONES

THE LAST LEG

The night after the 2019 general election, I was delighted to be invited on to Channel 4’s wondrous satirical review show The Last Leg, alongside such esteemed humans as Richard Osman, Miriam Margolyes, Rory Stewart and Anna Soubry. Two ex-MPs and a future one! Lovely stuff.

I was also heartily satisfied when they covered my manifesto during the election campaign. In the process I did technically get Ceefax back on TV. Pledge delivered! 

COUNT BINFACE LEADS THE BBC LONDON NEWS

I always wanted to be thrown to by Fiona Bruce. And now I have.