I AM RUNNING AGAINST RISHI!
You shirked D-Day, Rishi Sunak. But you won’t be able to avoid B-Day!
First I took on Theresa. Then I took on Boris. And look what happened to them. It’s time for the hat-trick. Let’s take out the trash, Richmond & Northallerton!
REAL LEADERS SHOW REAL RESPECT
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I BEAT BRITAIN FIRST!
MAYOR SADIQ KHAN SALUTES COUNT BINFACE
BINFACE VERSUS EARTH JOURNALISTS, LONDON 2024
BINDEPENDENCE DAY IS HERE!
I’VE BEEN ENDORSED BY A UK NATIONAL NEWSPAPER!
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Only I pledge to take the piss out of the River Thames
I AM RUNNING TO BE MAYOR OF LONDON 2024. Watch me launch my campaign on BBC NEWS. (THIS REALLY HAPPENED)
TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE THAMES, VOTE BINFACE!
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, ‘LORD’ CAMERON
BINDEPENDENCE DAY IS COMING!
Galactic thanks to everyone who helped get me on the ballot. Let’s celebrate the interstellar wonders of democracy!
CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT MY BRAND NEW WORLDS-BEATING 2024 MANIFESTO
SPOT THE REAL HEADLINE
YES IT’S TRUE. I WILL BUILD AT LEAST ONE AFFORDABLE HOUSE
I’M THE ONLY POLITICIAN WHO STANDS UP FOR VOTERS. I’M THE ONLY POLITICIAN WHO ASKS WHY A 99 FLAKE COSTS A FIVER…
I LOVE LONDON!
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES. BUT THEY SHOULD
MY NEW PARTY BROADCAST IS HERE. YES, IT’S A BANGER…
I INVADED BBC NEWS
LIFTING THE LID ON SCANDALS AT THE BBC
I’m LITTERally London’s best choice
Week 1: I was already in joint 8th place. The exosphere’s the limit!
One thing about us aliens is we never underestimate the admin…
ABOUT ME
I’m an intergalactic space warrior and leader of the Recyclons from planet Sigma IX. I came to Earth in 2017 and stood against Prime Minister Theresa May (as ‘Lord Buckethead’), going went viral (in a non-Covid way). Then in 2018, after an unfortunate battle on the planet Copyright, I rewspawned in my true form as Count Binface to take on Boris Johnson in the 2019 election, where I scored a surprising 69. In 2021, I received 92,986 votes (including 24,775 first choice votes) from the humans of London, who made me their 9th choice to be Mayor of the Earth capital, out of 20 candidates. This is a new record for an alien standing for public office on planet Earth. (I also defeated Piers Corbyn and UKIP in the process.) In 2023, I came 8th in the Uxbridge (and South Ruislip) by-election, winning 190 votes with a 275% increase from 2019. I defeated Piers Corbyn and UKIP again in the process. I campaign for justice, lasers, Lovejoy, affordable croissants and the return of Ceefax.
Count Binface on Tower Bridge, 8th May 2021
Why am I here? Because democracy on your planet is in deep trouble, and to download the complete works of Chris Rea.
Will I bring back Ceefax? Certainly.
Why Earth? Because the one thing everyone on Earth can agree right now is that politics is rubbish. And rubbish is kinda my thing. Plus I was at a loose end. So I thought why not give it a whirl and take over the planet.
You may contact me via electronic or "E" mail at CountBinface@gmail.com
This is where the fun begins. Watch this (hyper)space!
CB x
